Weirdsville Wholesale

You know when your girlfriend’s OD’d on stolen drugs and you decide to avoid the police by burying her body yourself, but you’re interrupted by a cult of Satan worshippers intent on performing a ritual sacrifice? And just when you think it can’t get worse, the dealer of the stolen drugs shows up to claim the money you owe – but don’t have – so you flee and must rely on the help of an army of mini Medieval knights for protection while you plan a burglary to get the money to pay off the dealer who wants to kill you? Well, this is a story about one of those nights… only weirder.